When I go on my computer to watch more Digimon I’ll check in.
Laura

If we learned anything from Shivvy it’s that you only need one entry to win a date with Obama.

Theresa to Iman, in reference to Shivvy’s one entry to win a date with Alex Benepe

Btw-You too can enter to win a date with Barack Obama.


I don't think this is an appropriate response...

Jess: So. Kill me?
Kerri: No time, I have a final exam paper due at 12.

The way for air benders to be born without Tenzin’s penis is would be from learning it from flying bison.
Iman

Sounds like a circle wank for guys dressed up as wizards.
Lizz

Do you think I get extra points if I quote her on the exam? Oh! I just highlighted my pants.
Iman on quoting our professor’s sarcastic commentary over a collection of images of President Theodore Roosevelt

Yeah but you’re Lizz, you can get away with that.
Laura

I’m drawing a taxi!
Lizz in the most adorable voice on why she’s taking so long to play a card during Uno

If I bring my Snuggie to class will people judge me?
Theresa to Shivvy as she tries to get out of going to her last class

bamfalamfagus
Lizz